The Early October, But Still Planning The Halloween Party, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Farting Cow

...co-starring her pet chipmunk, Penelope   Sasha Explains It All Reader Mail Hi, folks! I'm back with another edition of Reader Mail, mostly because I've been too busy to think up a proper rant. I asked for serious questions this time and here is what I got. Carol Robinson asks: “Given that human Terrans have … Continue reading The Early October, But Still Planning The Halloween Party, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Farting Cow

The Terrible Oyster Gun

...WTF? Sasha Explains It All News Of My Death Will Be Greatly Exaggerated   Death. It happens to all of us. Happens to ecosystems, both local and global. Happens to planets, stars, galaxies and some folks believe, the universe itself. You are gonna die. Everybody you know is gonna die. We are ALL going to … Continue reading The Terrible Oyster Gun

Chapter 704: In Which Our Hero, Being Without Funds, Cons A Pig Farmer Into Giving Him A Five Pound Note

  ...and a rasher of bacon.   DogCon 9 Day Six: In which I  update this report throughout the day, just to be different. 8:00 am: We started our day with a delicious breakfast at Pancakeville. That place never skimps on the portions. I highly recommend the cheesecake pancakes. 9:00 am: While most of our … Continue reading Chapter 704: In Which Our Hero, Being Without Funds, Cons A Pig Farmer Into Giving Him A Five Pound Note

Chapter 305: In Which Our Hero Herds Sheep And Drinks Overly Sweet Wine While Eluding An Angry Scotsman

...although once the Scotsman saw the sheep, he calmed right down   TWO blog posts in one day? Thank Sasha for this one. Sasha Explains It All Reader Mail Hi there, folks! For this entry, I thought that I might FINALLY get around to posting some answers to some of my voluminous reader mail, so … Continue reading Chapter 305: In Which Our Hero Herds Sheep And Drinks Overly Sweet Wine While Eluding An Angry Scotsman

The Creepy And Mysterious, Yet Also Whimsical, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Voyage To Mu

...featuring her narcoleptic Aunt Frieda   The Doclopedia #1,061 Lost Letters: From Fiancee To A Mad Scientist Dearest Victor. I am so sorry we argued yesterday. It was my fault, darling, for not realizing that you need time alone to complete your important work, though I know nothing of what that work is. Please forgive … Continue reading The Creepy And Mysterious, Yet Also Whimsical, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Voyage To Mu

Adventure Module V-1: Journey To The Forgotten Temple Of Evilness

...which is haunted by the Scary Monsters of Scariness   The Doclopedia #951 Things You Should Not Do: Tamper With The Laws Of Nature “But Herr Doctor, you must not attempt this experiment! If Man had been meant to live alongside the dinosaurs, they would not have died out! The fact that this is 1887 … Continue reading Adventure Module V-1: Journey To The Forgotten Temple Of Evilness