...just not here . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,120 When Lulu Spilled Her Purse: The Emergency Panties Emergency . At the tender age of 16, young Max Walker had very little up close experience with women or their panties. Not that he was bad looking, he wasn't. It was mostly his shyness and … Continue reading A Slick New Look!
...although once the Scotsman saw the sheep, he calmed right down TWO blog posts in one day? Thank Sasha for this one. Sasha Explains It All Reader Mail Hi there, folks! For this entry, I thought that I might FINALLY get around to posting some answers to some of my voluminous reader mail, so … Continue reading Chapter 305: In Which Our Hero Herds Sheep And Drinks Overly Sweet Wine While Eluding An Angry Scotsman
...and for goodness sake, do NOT unleash him Sasha Explains It All You Are Not Alone, Or Even Unique One of the things that makes humans and a whole bunch of other races interesting and also kind of delusional is this whole idea of you each being totally unique. This belief is a cherished … Continue reading Please Don’t Feed The Kraken
...or cheap drinks The Doclopedia #1,178 The Truth About Monsters: Hydras Let's face it, anything with more or less than one head is scary. Something big and reptilian with SEVEN heads is pretty much guaranteed to terrify you, possibly into soiling yourself. Enter the creatures known as Hydras. They got the name from that … Continue reading Three Young Ladies In Search Of Adventure
...oh no, my good pants The Doclopedia #1,177 The Truth About Monsters: Demons In the pocket dimension known as “Demarra”, the beings that we call Demons look and act surprisingly like we do. Indeed, if you were transported there safely, you'd fit right in. The key word there is “safely”. You see, transporting between realities … Continue reading A Pocket Full Of Butter
...I have no idea where that came from The Doclopedia #1,139Road Signs: Steep GradeOn Smart Earth, where education is mandatory everywhere and most folks have 3-4 degrees, you'll often see this road sign as you drive the last mile to one of the more exclusive universities. It references the fact that if you have less that … Continue reading Golden Weevils
...that never happened. No, really.Hey, Doclopedia fans, I'm getting together the 10-15 themes I'm going to put in the first Doclopedia ebook and I'd like to know which ones you liked. If you get a chance, cruise through the over 1,100 entries and give me your theme picks. Pretty sure that "Those Furry Little Bastards" … Continue reading Belly Up And Half Wasted On A Beach In Oregon
...it goes back decades. Partly to restart my writing mojo and partly to update everyone who reads my annual DogCon/CatCon reports, here is what is going on at Casa Cross today. After being on the loose for several weeks, Flash and Lulu are home. The police and FBI dropped them off last night. Harsh warnings … Continue reading The Cupcake Elves Hate The Yogurt Gnomes
...with liner notes by Things 1 & 2 The Doclopedia #1,090 The Alphabet: E is for... Ear Monsters On Scary Monster Earth, where the nightmares of kids become real and adults cannot see them, there is a class of monsters called “Ear Monsters”, because something about then has to do with ears. Ear Eating Monsters … Continue reading One Fish, Two Fish, Jazz Fish, Blues Fish
...this message brought to you by the American Fleem Producers The Doclopedia #1,082 Wait...What?: Herr Muller Oh, how we all loved Herr Muller! He was the kindest man in town, always giving out candy to children and helping the elderly and taking in injured animals. He was a pillar of the community. It … Continue reading Eat More Fleems!
...where we live with strange pets CATCON/DOGCON UPDATE NOTE:I don't usually post stuff about DogCon/CatCon in between actual con trips (though, of course, these con trips are imaginary), but several things have happened, so I figured I'd give everybody a heads up. First off, as most of you know, we lost Lucy to cancer back … Continue reading Welcome To The House Of Strange
...well, that's how it sounds in the South. The Doclopedia #1,080 Golden States: Deadifornia The year was 1850 and a group of miners had found a rich vein of gold in the foothills of the Sierra Nevada mountains. Then they busted through into an ancient cavern and released a strange dust that killed them … Continue reading What Fresh Hail Is This?
...sometimes, my brain hurts The Doclopedia #1,056 Islands of Adventure: The Island Of The Doomed On Fantasy Earth 5, in the middle of the Ocean of Storms, there is an island with mostly rocky shores and a rough & hilly interior. It measures 5 miles long by about 2 miles wide. Fresh water, a … Continue reading How Come It’s TorTEEYA, But Not GodZEEYA?
...but I'm sure they'll all be back soon BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! The Doclopedia will start back up on August 21st! This year, my self imposed challenge is 750 entries in 365 days! Yes, that is indeed just over two entries per day. Yes, I may well have finally gone 'round the bend. While I plan … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Red Pandas, LOLcats or Humorous Basset Hounds
...some were wearing spats ANNOUNCEMENT Ok, so I'll be ending the latest "After The Change Came" series by about Friday. After that, I have a storytelling/worldbuilding idea in mind. It will be an audience participation thing, with questions being asked on my Facebook page and the results being posted on my blog. I'm thinking two … Continue reading Fat Cats Using Bats Chased Rats With Flat Hats Into Vats Full Of Gnats
... featuring that inscrutable detective, Chanley Charles After The Change Came Series 3 A Day For Geeking Out As I post this, Roscoe, Ben and I are on the train to San Francisco for QuestCon. Once we hit the City, we'll meet up with our friend Spike, with whom we'll be sharing a suite. Gigi, … Continue reading The Mystery Of The Five Golden Frogs
...closes a chapter tonight Wow...I actually made it to my 1,000th Doclopedia post. I'm amazed and impressed with myself and a little bit sad and a bunch relieved. I want to thank those of you who have read and commented on these bits of imaginative rambling over the years. Please don't think this is the … Continue reading My Life Among The Other Worlds
...NOT a story for children Doc Update 1: A few weeks ago, I straightened up the game room and turned it into a game room/writing room. This weekend, my madness is forcing me to re-do the library so you can actually walk through it and use the treadmill. 2: If you are going to Dundracon in … Continue reading Floggy, The S&M Cat
...#6: Weasels! A Call For Suggestions Gentle Readers, I need your help with the Doclopedia. In a couple of months, I want to do between 30 and 60 posts on the theme of “Subject Line Madness”, in which each entry will expand upon some of the nearly 2,000 (actually, by then, over 2,000) subject lines/titles … Continue reading The 13 Things You Never Want Have In Your Pants
...oh my, it's armed! The Doclopedia #409 The Alphabet, Again: F is for... Fingers Of Hell The Fingers of Hell first appeared on one of the magic based Earths just after a great war had begun. Extending up out of the ground, they were five 1 mile long writing columns of what looked like smoke … Continue reading Is That A Mark III Thermo Unit In Your Pocket, Or Are You Just Glad To See Me?
...co-starring her sisters, Neurotic Nelly and Speedy McBarksalot In Which I Prepare To Jump Into The Fire As I've mentioned a few times over the interwebs, I'm going to have outpatient surgery on my fucked up left shoulder on March 7th. This will put me out of work for about 6 weeks, assuming I heal … Continue reading True Tails Of The Winkerdog
...it's WAY more fun to play The 366 Days of Blogging Hell Gentle Readers, It is just after midnight on January, 29th, 2012, my 58th birthday. As I promised a few weeks ago, I now start a leap year (366 days) of daily posts here and twice weekly posts on the fiction blog. However, since … Continue reading World Of Whorecraft
...they called him "The Shark" because he liked to bite people Subject Line: Promotions, Retirements and Vacations Since I've decided to go all balls out with the blogging and tweeting and facebooking and stuff starting on my 58th birthday and going until my 59th, I figured I'd try to add a bit of freshness to … Continue reading When The Bus Rolled In At Midnight, Billy The Shark Was On It
...no pie for me A Message Dealing With Things To Come Changes are afoot here on the Dociverse Blog, Gentle Readers. First off, starting on my birthday (Jan. 29) I'll be doing more Doclopedia posts. how many more? Well, this year's theme is 365 Days, 500 Entries. Yeah, I didn't learn my lesson with 365/365. … Continue reading Dastardly Bandicoots Trampled My Gooseberries
...#4: Cake without frosting is just pure old communism. The final Pulp Era Dog will go up later today, but our next Theme Week will be: Places That Don't Stay In One Place And just for your amusement, here is the list of potential Themes I have so far... Big Balls Non-Humanoid Aliens If Gamers … Continue reading The 53 Things You Really Need To Know About Cake