The Rare And Beautiful Pig Faced Orc Of Potawango Island

...old roleplayers will get the joke       The Doclopedia #1,311 Modern Magical Items: Enchanted Pooper Scooper This item looks like the sort of device owned by millions of dog owners around the world. Long handle and a scoop at the end. They come in a variety of colors. But this pooper scooper has …

The Somewhat Rambling, Yet Aways Entertaining, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Class Trip From Hell

...co-starring her pet hyrax, Morty Ok, I know, it's been a while since I posted the last part of Sparrow, Sunny and the Return of Magic. Here is the rest of the story. WARNING! Longass post ahead! Part Three of:  Sparrow, Sunny and the Return of Magic The guy was a short, balding Latino, maybe …

Pieboy Had To Haul Ass

...all the way to Alaska, as I recall Part Two of:  Sparrow, Sunny and the Return of Magic   As she approached the cafe door, Sparrow figured that Grove Point was probably too small to have multiple municipal offices, so the town hall or whatever would almost certainly be the location of the Registrar of …

The Rare And Beautiful And Terrifying Octocobragator Of Potawango Island

...run away! For the love of Dog, run away!   So, Gentle Readers, I have some New Content for you. See, over on the 30 Days Wonder Facebook group, I do storytelling and gaming experiments. The current one involves me telling a story, but each day at the end of the segment, I ask readers …

The Fattest Mouse Gets Eaten First

...and other proverbs The Doclopedia #1,101 The Alphabet: K is for… Kangaroo Uprising...   ...that's what it was, mate! The bloody Kangs rose up against the Koalas and Wombats, trying to take control of Australia. It was a damned close thing at first, what with the Cockatoos and Wallabys on their side and us with …

Welcome To The House Of Strange

...where we live with strange pets CATCON/DOGCON UPDATE NOTE:I don't usually post stuff about DogCon/CatCon in between actual con trips (though, of course, these con trips are imaginary), but several things have happened, so I figured I'd give everybody a heads up. First off, as most of you know, we lost Lucy to cancer back …

The Magic Dog And The Happy Cat Go To The Fair

...and they rode the carousel   The Doclopedia #1,030 For A Good Time, Call...: Fillandor The Incredible Be it known to all citizens of this great city that, for a limited time, the Great Wizard Fillandor the Incredible will be here offering up the use of his amazing powers to one and all for mere …

It’s All Fun & Games Until Somebody Loses An Eye, An Ear, Two Fingers And A Nipple

...which is why you don't roughhouse with lepers     Amnesia & Magic  Part Seventeen I'm reading the first page, which is in English and all about asking Mother Earth to bless this ritual and confer Her wisdom and a bunch of other stuff. It takes me about a minute and as the last word …

This Is Not My Beautiful Mouse

...this is not my beautiful knife   Sorry this was so late coming, Gentle Readers.   Amnesia & Magic Part Sixteen The Oldest One smiles and nods his head. “Yes, we'll be chatting. I'm going to tell you a few things about what is coming up. We don't have much time, despite how things look.” …

The Girl With Green Nipples Goes To Rome

...Rome, Georgia   Amnesia & Magic Part Fourteen About a hundred yards behind us and coming up fast is a thirty foot tall humanoid creature that looks like it's made out of the very forest around us. It's got soil and pine needles and rocks and even little trees in it. The eyes look like …

The Rare And Beautiful Yellow Winged Eggdropper Stork Of Potawango Island

...the drop eggs on other creatures just for the hell of it.   Amnesia & Magic Part Eleven After a few seconds, I recognize who it is: my grandmother, Fawn. Well, actually, I only recognize her because I've seen old paintings and a couple of old photographs of her as a young woman, which is …

The World According To Carp

...it's a rather fishy tale   Amnesia & Magic Part Nine I haven't seen Bill in five years, since the FBI consulted with me on the Dotsy Dugan case. He's gotten some gray hair at his temples and it makes him look even sexier than he did before. Parts of me react involuntarily to that. …

How To Make Big Money Without Doing Hardly Any Work!

...just send for our informative booklet, only $15.00 each.   Part Eight The energy ball sends sparks and miniature lightning bolts off all around the Hornet and she slows down by about 20 miles an hour. The other car is coming up fast when one of the counterspells I had put on her kicks in …

The Twelve Things You Should Know About Dinosaurs

...#3: Never poke one with a stick! Amnesia & Magic Part Seven As my vision clears and I start to stand up, Hoagie gets his arm around my waist to help me up and Lillian hands me a glass of water. My head clears pretty fast and I know that Dak and I need to …

Weinerdogs In The Haunted House

...it was hella scary!   The Doclopedia #954 Things You Should Not Do: Travel Back In Time “It seemed like a good idea at the time, you know. Just use Professor Manjitars time machine to go back and prevent the Great Plague of 1799, thus allowing my country to become the greatest power on Earth …

The Rare And Beautiful Six Legged Running Turkey Of Potawango Island

...tasty, but creepy looking and fast   The Doclopedia #939 Islands Of The Circle Sea: Skyrise Isle Despite it being a totally ordinary looking island, Skyrise Isle is the most unique bit of real estate on the entire planet of Eltera. Every morning at dawn, this three mile wide island rises 1,000 feet into the …

A Wild Weekend In A Small Town

...that general store will never be the same   The Doclopedia #928 The Alphabet: R R is for…Rindi Climber: Among the Tiny Folk of New York City, Rindi Climber is legendary for her skill and bravery. She is also widely thought of as being crazy as a loon. You see, Rindi likes to climb tall …