The Rare And Beautiful Pig Faced Orc Of Potawango Island

...old roleplayers will get the joke       The Doclopedia #1,311 Modern Magical Items: Enchanted Pooper Scooper This item looks like the sort of device owned by millions of dog owners around the world. Long handle and a scoop at the end. They come in a variety of colors. But this pooper scooper has … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Pig Faced Orc Of Potawango Island

The Somewhat Rambling, Yet Aways Entertaining, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Class Trip From Hell

...co-starring her pet hyrax, Morty Ok, I know, it's been a while since I posted the last part of Sparrow, Sunny and the Return of Magic. Here is the rest of the story. WARNING! Longass post ahead! Part Three of:  Sparrow, Sunny and the Return of Magic The guy was a short, balding Latino, maybe … Continue reading The Somewhat Rambling, Yet Aways Entertaining, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Class Trip From Hell

The Rare And Beautiful And Terrifying Octocobragator Of Potawango Island

...run away! For the love of Dog, run away!   So, Gentle Readers, I have some New Content for you. See, over on the 30 Days Wonder Facebook group, I do storytelling and gaming experiments. The current one involves me telling a story, but each day at the end of the segment, I ask readers … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful And Terrifying Octocobragator Of Potawango Island

It’s All Fun & Games Until Somebody Loses An Eye, An Ear, Two Fingers And A Nipple

...which is why you don't roughhouse with lepers     Amnesia & Magic  Part Seventeen I'm reading the first page, which is in English and all about asking Mother Earth to bless this ritual and confer Her wisdom and a bunch of other stuff. It takes me about a minute and as the last word … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until Somebody Loses An Eye, An Ear, Two Fingers And A Nipple

The Rare And Beautiful Yellow Winged Eggdropper Stork Of Potawango Island

...the drop eggs on other creatures just for the hell of it.   Amnesia & Magic Part Eleven After a few seconds, I recognize who it is: my grandmother, Fawn. Well, actually, I only recognize her because I've seen old paintings and a couple of old photographs of her as a young woman, which is … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Yellow Winged Eggdropper Stork Of Potawango Island

The Rare And Beautiful Six Legged Running Turkey Of Potawango Island

...tasty, but creepy looking and fast   The Doclopedia #939 Islands Of The Circle Sea: Skyrise Isle Despite it being a totally ordinary looking island, Skyrise Isle is the most unique bit of real estate on the entire planet of Eltera. Every morning at dawn, this three mile wide island rises 1,000 feet into the … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Six Legged Running Turkey Of Potawango Island