…so far, the blanket seems to be winning
So, you ask, what did Uncle Doc do today? Well, children, Uncle Doc had a biopsy done on his prostate gland…
….WHICH INVOLVES A LONG FUCKING NEEDLE GOING UP YOUR ASS, THEN THROUGH YOUR ABDOMINAL WALL, THEN INTO YOUR PROSTATE GLAND…EIGHT FUCKING TIMES!!!
And then, on January second, I find out if I have prostate cancer (very low probability) or just an oversized prostate gland (which I do…twice normal size, like my father had back in 1970). Either way, surgery is likely.
So, how was YOUR day?