Hagfish In A Sports Car

...Yeah, it makes no sense to me, either Amnesia & Magic Poll for Part Two So, as their hands touch for a moment, a jolt runs through Our Heroine and the Elf boy.  The question is, what's up with that? A:  They experience a quick sort of mind meld, learning a little about each other. … Continue reading Hagfish In A Sports Car

Mr. Porkwaffle Buys A Goat

...which he then names Beatrice Hello, my little woodland chums! The most recent poll has been closed and it would seem that the e-zine title Potawango Island Gazette and the idea of a fake gaming industry gossip column are both pretty popular. Thank you for taking the poll. I started a second courier run at … Continue reading Mr. Porkwaffle Buys A Goat

The Family Friendly, Yet Way Terrifying, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And Evil Zombie Santa Claus

...co-starring her Grandpa Boris Hello, children! It has been a battle these past couple of days between your kindly old Uncle Doc and LiveJournal and this poor old laptop. Many times have I been nearly ready to throw the laptop away and then crush LiveJournal HQ under my sandaled feet. Seems to be an LJ … Continue reading The Family Friendly, Yet Way Terrifying, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And Evil Zombie Santa Claus

Super Frosted MescaWheats

...fiber with that psychedelic difference The Adventure Building Poll, Third Phase: The Army Of Terror We're nearing the end here, folks. The Super Creeper is nearing critical mass, El Santo is still alive and Our Heroes are undaunted! Let's see what happens next. More bloggage later!

The Ice Cream Dwarves Hate The Pancake Goblins

...it has something to do with enchanted syrup. The Adventure Building Poll, Third Phase: The Army Of Terror During a pitched battle with the attacking Aztec Mummies, Our Heroes discover that immersion in water will paralyze these horrid undead long enough to rip out their withered hearts. The forces of good triumph. Later, the group … Continue reading The Ice Cream Dwarves Hate The Pancake Goblins

Chapter 357: In Which Our Hero Inadverdently Triggers A Werewolf Apocalypse

...it's time to move on from zombies and vampires The above lycanthropic micro-rant was inspired by cappadocius Adventure Poll Update: 12 of you have voted. More of you should. Poll will close tonight. Website Stuff: I have found that my stores of gaming writing stuff are indeed of legendary proportions. I should be able to … Continue reading Chapter 357: In Which Our Hero Inadverdently Triggers A Werewolf Apocalypse

The 5 Blue Budgies Start The League Of Extraordinary Avians

...with the aid of Sherlock Hornbill, Crownacki the Ghost Finder and a teenage Duck Savage STUFF 1: The most recent recent poll will close tonight after I get home from work. One question is tied right now, so if you haven't voted, now's yer chance, pilgrim. 2: Somewhere between tonight and Friday night, I'll be … Continue reading The 5 Blue Budgies Start The League Of Extraordinary Avians

It’s All Fun And Sexy Games Until Your Jaw Muscles Start Aching

...too much of a good thing:) The Adventure Building Poll, Second Phase: The Army Of Terror Well, it seems that the brave and brilliant Professor Ram Singh has joined our group in their large, yet fast, tri motored airplane. Hot in pursuit of Professor Bader's zeppelin, which is bound for a little charted area of … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Sexy Games Until Your Jaw Muscles Start Aching

The Totally Mysterious, Yet Also Rather Naughty, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Spanky Boy

...co-starring her pet killer bee, Ace The Terror In The Woods (continued) GM's Eyes Only Things That Should Happen: 1: The PCs should barely survive at least two attemps on their lives. You may or may not want to kill off a non-esential PC who is with/near them. 2: They should find a false clue … Continue reading The Totally Mysterious, Yet Also Rather Naughty, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Spanky Boy

Mexican Jenny Runs Nekkid In The Redwoods

...midsummer, 1978 Adventure Design By Poll: Part...I can't remember Ok, folks, wehave a winner in the strange power category...our creepy cloaked figure can summon up a thick eerie fog. Let's see now...we have...a genre...NPCs of all types...a setting...a bad guy with strange powers...Hmmm...I think we need some more specific locations within our Resort Area setting.