The Mostly Pretty Innocent, But Sometimes A Bit “Spanky”, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Jar Of Squid Paste.

...co-starring her horse, Reginald     The Doclopedia #1,326 Spells Gone Wild: Fear “Yes, General Halkorian, I was there at the Battle of Bluestone Creek. I was...am...a Wizard of the second circle. I was assigned to work with Wizard Orlyanda, who is...was...actually, we aren't sure what happened to her...anyway, she was of the ninth circle. …

Ducks VS Turkeys: Now It’s Personal!

...my money is on the ducks     The Doclopedia #1,325 Spells Gone Wild: Sleep “Hello? Hello? Hargor can you wake up? Gilia, what about you? Rise and shine, Kelvo! Oh, please do wake up. The entire town is asleep and I'm sure I can't steal that ancient sword by myself. I'm just not strong …

The Piano Has Been Thinking

...not me, not me   Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross     The Doclopedia #1,324 Spells Gone Wild: Magic Missile “Horkaw! Whut da hell wuz dat? You was s'posed ta cast dat spell at dose hoomans an' dwarfs! How come dem magical mizzels went all over an hit our guyz? One a' dem blew …

Doc Tempest VS The Demons Of Dr. Loveless

...from the September 1961 issue   Sasha Explains It All Reader Mail Hi, folks! Sorry this took so long but I've been busy doing science stuff and helping Santa during Xmas Eve. Here is some reader mail from the past few months. My Auntie Rosie Kirkland asks “Do they (meaning aliens) have dogs? If so, …

The Cucumber Of Madness (And Other Stories)

...spoooooky stories! The Doclopedia #1,322 Spells Gone Wild: Fireball “I swear, Finniken, as Great Hothar is my witness, not one of my old masters ever said not to cast the Fireball spell in an area of very high natural mana. They talked about the problems in low mana areas and how you should not cast …