...fuck 2019 . The Doclopedia #1,750 The Colors: Silver . The Silver Warrior is a strange fellow indeed. Nobody has ever seen him without his helmet on, so there is no actual proof that he is human. Or male. Or even alive. For all anybody knows he could be a golem gifted with limited speech. … Continue reading Angrily Slamming The Door On 2019
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Not In This Issue: Periwinkles, Periscopes Or Peridots
...or anybody named Perri . The Doclopedia #1,748 The Colors: Magenta . The lovely three petaled, lace edged magenta flowers of the Arbonga Vine are beautiful to look at and smell wonderful. They are also the last thing you'll probably see before the lightning fast vine wraps around you and begins exuding powerful digestive enzymes. … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Periwinkles, Periscopes Or Peridots
Otyugh In The Bathtub
...there was no place else to put him . The Doclopedia #1,746 The Colors: Dark Green . Dark Green is the primary color of a Jungle Dragon. Built along the same lines as classic Chinese dragons (long snakelike body, small legs, no wings), these tropical dragons can grow to 90 feet long. Of only average … Continue reading Otyugh In The Bathtub
Lucy Gets A Hamburger!
...because it's her birthday! The Doclopedia #549 The Colors: Brown On June 3rd, 2002, all of the totally brown cows in the world went on a killing rampage against humans and other cattle. They seem to have developed vastly increased intelligence, telepathic powers that allowed them to stun large numbers of their prey at … Continue reading Lucy Gets A Hamburger!
The Astounding Adventures Of Doctor Tempest In The Land Of The Mammoths
... from the February, 1888 issue The Doclopedia #547 The Colors: Grey The Grey Army of Baron Drogarsky made it's first move for domination of Europe in the spring of 1892, using armored troops riding on the massive Steam Powered Walkers and the giant Trackless Locomotives. The latter were particularly horrifying, since they both looked … Continue reading The Astounding Adventures Of Doctor Tempest In The Land Of The Mammoths
The Funky Chickens Go To Hollywood
...where the refused roles in "Battleship" The Doclopedia #545 The Colors: Purple The Purple Woman is one of the most intriguing things in all of paranormal research. The way she can fade into and out of view suggests that she might be a ghost, but her very definitely human physiology suggests that she might … Continue reading The Funky Chickens Go To Hollywood
Never Hand A Monkey To A Drunk
...it'll piss the monkey off Woohoo! New Doclopedia theme! The Doclopedia #542 The Colors: Red Red is the fur color of the male Zertbeast, the apex predator of the great plains on the northern landmass of the planet Torsek 3. These big males weigh about 2,000 pounds and can be up to 15 feet long, … Continue reading Never Hand A Monkey To A Drunk