My Life Among The Dice Rolling Geeks

...oooh, pretty dice I just wanted to let y'all know that I am working on all sorts of writing projects, including new Doclopedia entries and exclusive stuff for my Patreon backers. I also plan on having some Reader Participation stuff on here in the coming weeks and months. You'll find out about it on my …

NOTES FROM THE FUTURE!

...well, unless you are reading this now or in the future I did some more editing of past blog entries, this time related to our disastrous 2004 GenCon trip. Just look for this tag in the tag cloud. NOTES FROM THE FUTURE

I Got Dem Old Swollen Knee Blues, Mama

...and I ain't ready to walk Quick post today. Been looking at the early years of this blog, which were ported over from LiveJournal. Think I'll be redoing some of them to either remove LJ references or to replace entire entries with something more interesting. And now, time to ice my knee.    

The Mind Roastingly Strange, But Still Very Cute, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Cat Who Could Hum the Blues

...featuring her new kitty cat, Bessie Yes, I know, I suck at doing new posts here lately. I hang my head in shame and blame it on my sucky new work schedule. HOWEVER, I have finally started my new storyblog here: https://doccross.wordpress.com/ Those of you who have read my DogCon/CatCon reports or my Facebook or …

Bog Water On The Rocks

...with a side of snake squeezins!   I'm Not Dead Yet! This is just a wee bit of a post to let y'all know that I'm still here, even though I haven't posted  in 12 days.  I took a few days off from most writing and am now using my limited writing time to work …

When The Bus Rolled In At Midnight, Billy The Shark Was On It

...they called him "The Shark" because he liked to bite people Subject Line: Promotions, Retirements and Vacations Since I've decided to go all balls out with the blogging and tweeting and facebooking and stuff starting on my 58th birthday and going until my 59th, I figured I'd try to add a bit of freshness to …

Dastardly Bandicoots Trampled My Gooseberries

...no pie for me A Message Dealing With Things To Come Changes are afoot here on the Dociverse Blog, Gentle Readers. First off, starting on my birthday (Jan. 29) I'll be doing more Doclopedia posts. how many more? Well, this year's theme is 365 Days, 500 Entries. Yeah, I didn't learn my lesson with 365/365. …

Drunken Guinea Pigs Trampled My Chamomile

...and they laughed while doing it! On Tuesday, I should be going back to work after a nearly three week hiatus due to my fucked up shoulder. This comes not a moment to soon, since both boredom and daytime television were slowly sucking away my sanity. Jesus Christ on a surfboard, who programs the shit …

The Not Quite Sad, Yet Not Quite Funny, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Little Girl Who Stole Cars

...co-starring her pet lion fish, Marty Welcome back to the blog, Gentle Readers. As you no doubt have figured out, my two week break from posting Doclopedia posts..or much of anything else.. was extended a bit. This was partly because of Grace breaking her arm and partly due to us losing our internet access from …

The Journal Of The Royal Society Of GLBT Alchemists

...worth a read, plus they throw a great convention No Doclopedia post just yet, but I want to let y'all know that after Things Found Underground finishes up, I'll do my first Doclopedia/Fiction Blog crossover theme: After The Change Came. It will explain in greater depth more about that fictional setting. Ooh...I feel so Marvel/DC …

Mexican Jenny Threw A Party

...and it ended with everybody heading for breakfast at IHOP The weather has been pretty rainy and crappy here, with yesterday being a windy & rainy pain in the ass. I had to drive in the storm all day and it was the opposite of fun. In other news, Winker is still doing great healthwise …

After All These Years, We Still Like Monkeys

...even the naughty monkeys The next 365 People, Places & Things will be up later today. I'm too damned tired to finish it just now.

The Squirmy Eel Episode

...featuring Eli, the squirmy Eel Doc Update for Saturday, June 27th, 2009 1: Worked outside in yard for 2 hours. Got stuff done, plus got a pretty good sunburn. 2: Got a new, custom tie dyed bandana from my friends Spike, Mary & Miranda Jones. You Joneses rock! 3: Called Spike to thank him. 4: …

Cats Who Rob Banks Never Leave A Clue

...except for the odd hairball Well, well, well...once again, I had to cast the tie breaking (and randomly determined) vote on the latest Violet poll. That was quite the 3 way race y'all had going there. Anyway, new Violet entry up tonight. All goes well here at Basset Hound Manor, with Grace in her usual …

It’s All Fun And Games Until Your Face Explodes

...and we all know how much that hurts. The Weekend That Was Saturday was another "Doc throws himself headlong into gardening until he is exhausted" day. I made a great many weeds my bitch, did some pruning, swept/raked up tons of cuttings/clippings, hauled same to a new bigass compost pile (on the driveway, near the …

The New Adventures Of The Cupcake Faeries

...now with extra frosting Well, I'm feeling better. Amazing what 8 hours of sleep, plus some general resting and medication, will do for you. Still not 100% tho, so no heavy writing until maybe tonight. By the way, in case I haven't said it recently, I hate the fucking fall and Winter.

The 9 Secrets Of How To Milk A Moose

...15 secrets, if you're Canadian Yesterday: Scribbled ideas and outlines, gardened, did housework, wrangled basset hounds, smooched wife, laughed madly, plotted Today: Dog park, writing, weed whacking, cooking, more plotting, secret stuff, cooking, more wife smooching Tonight: Next entry in Violet's adventures, more mad laughter

One Sad Kinkajou

...I don't know why he's sad Weekend Update Well, I didn't go see Spider-man 3 like I'd hoped. Saturday was Summer Curryfest 2007, with our friend Sharon visiting us for the first time since she moved up to northern Washington back in August. Throw in a bit of gardening (during which I seem to have …

What The Fuck Do You Mean “Beer Is Not A Food Group”?

...tell that to a college student Doc Update 1: I'm home with another fucking leg infection. Taking antibiotics and elevating the leg. Gonna miss work today and tomorrow, which our finances can fucking ill afford, but then, I'd rather not die from a rampant infection. Man, this leg shit is getting old. 2: Pulp character …

Dogs Cooking Dinner, Cats Mixing Drinks, Mice Playing Jazz

...it's an animal house Weekend Report Saturday was mostly all about Grace heading off to American River College to work on a class project, me doing many different things in the garden and the girls mostly sleeping or playing or going walkies. In the evening, we watched tv and Harry Potter and the Goblet of …

Thank You For Dancing With All Of Us Fat Girls

...she said Doc Update Yesterday was astoundingly busy at work. We had both a full house for lunch and many deliveries. It must have been National Eat A Ton Of Damn Pizza Day. By the time I got home, I was too tired to work on making characters for my Saturday game at ConQuest Sac. …

Mucking About With The Spacetime Continuum

...at least, until it mucks back Doc's Saturday I took the girls with me to visit my mom. They got along very well with her toy poodle, Charlie. I visited with Mom and my eldest nephew, Zach (who is 25) for awhile and then Mom took me out to the garden where she proceeded to …

Yeti Meat Sandwich

...with cheese Well, children, your Old Uncle Doc is still being hammered by allergies. I got a total of about 6 hours of sleep last night...in roughly 2 hour chunks. Damn, I'll be glad when this runs it's course. Yesterday's AD&D 1st edition game went well. Since Grace had to sit the game out due …

Robot Duck Girl Higami

...more anime that doesn't exist Doc Update Once again, my weekend plans had the screws put to them by allergies. When I got home yesterday, my throat was killing me, so by 9:00 I was loaded up on Dr. Grace's Herbs & Minerals and in bed. I slept for about 10.5 hours. Felt a bit …

The Touchingly Goofy Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Little Boy Who Painted Cows

...featuring her best friend, Nervous Eddie Doc Update Healthwise: Allergies still plague me (and, it would seem, they plague about half the population of Sacramento), but I survive. My leg was looking like it might be infected again, but we've decided that it was actually a reaction to hitting the treadmill too soon after my …