Sliced Potatos Fried In Duck Fat

...here, ducky ducky Gadzooks! The weekend was pretty fuckin' brutal to Uncle Doc, kiddies. Mystery shops out the wazoo (along with their corresponding reports) kicked my ass. I was up until 2:00 AM doing reports on Saturday and up until 12:30 last night. Only had time to bathe one dog (Winker(, so Lucy will get …

Thrilling Moose Stories

...it's a big seller in Canada So far, my Saturday has been all about walking and waiting. drive car to dealers for a brake job/check up...walk the mile home...wait a couple hours for bank to open...walk the 1/2 mile to bus stop...get to bank, deposit check, then wait while they try to figure out why …

It’s All Fun And Games Until Your Cousin Turns Into A Weretiger And Goes On A Rampage

...man, did that birthday party suck It's supposed to hit 105 today and it's gotta be 100 or better out right now. Normally, this would not stop me from doing yard work and other outside stuff (except for dog walking, because The Girls feel the heat and do their business as fast as possible so …

The 75 Ways To Avoid Becoming A Zombie

...if, ya know, you don't want to be one The Big GenCon Wrap Up So, GenCon was fun. Seeing my friends is what the whole going to GenCon thing is about for me and I certainly got to see them. Some more than others, true, but still there was the visiting and the going out …

The Horticultural Whore Gets His Ass Kicked

...by the plant world Well, my planned day of outdoor fun was well and truly buggered. Allergies have reduced me to a sneezing runny nosed blob of blahness. We managed a short trip to the dog park and I got Herb Garden F-32/B planted, but by the time I finished, I was out for the …