Halloween XXIII: The Return Of Michael Myers’ Cousin’s Roomate’s Cat

...insert spooky piano music and meow here . I did not plan for this to go up on Halloween, as it is neither spooky or funny, but this is how things work out. I've been meaning to write about this for years. . The Final Goodbye . Let me preface this by saying that I … Continue reading Halloween XXIII: The Return Of Michael Myers’ Cousin’s Roomate’s Cat

Crazed Paramecium Tickled My Rotifer

...those of you who didn't major in biology can look it up Life On The Magic Bus Chapter: REDACTED due to being out of temporal order Winker's final bow Things go cattywonkers Winker Sue Clay was a month past her 18th birthday and knew her time was up. 18 was old for any dog and … Continue reading Crazed Paramecium Tickled My Rotifer

The Mysterious and Tense, Yet Somewhat Psychedelic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Meatloaf Of The Damned

...co-starring her best buddy, Orville Sweetcracker Doc Update Time for an update about life here at the D&G Cross Home For Wayward Basset Bitches. I haven't been doing these as regularly as I used to, so maybe this will be the start of renewed personal updatage. Or not. Healthwise, I'm now taking blood pressure meds … Continue reading The Mysterious and Tense, Yet Somewhat Psychedelic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Meatloaf Of The Damned

The Way Funny, Yet Also Deeply Insightful, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Giant Popcorn Ball

...co-starring her pet jerboa, Dennis Holy Crap, Batman, An Actual Blog Post! Hopefully, this will get me back to regular posting. First up... New fiction up over on the fiction blog! It's the Second Series of After The Change Came and it's not written by the alternate Doc Cross who did the first one. Of … Continue reading The Way Funny, Yet Also Deeply Insightful, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Giant Popcorn Ball

The Highly Improbable, Yet Totally True, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Parrot Who Played D&D

...featuring her favorite cousin, Sunflower Stuff! 1: Our poor little Winker is in heat and it is pretty stressful for her. I wish we could get her spayed, but her heart murmur precludes putting her under sedation. During her next check up, I'm gonna ask the vet if there are any drugs that can at … Continue reading The Highly Improbable, Yet Totally True, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Parrot Who Played D&D

The Screwball Funny, Yet Also Erotic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The 5 Robots Named Gus

...co-starring her new boyfriend, Blinky Swerdlow I took The Girls to the park just a bit ago. We do this every weekday, since the park is only about 2 blocks away and they both need exercise. Winker, who needs to work off some of her chubbiness, is not a great fan of such walks, since … Continue reading The Screwball Funny, Yet Also Erotic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The 5 Robots Named Gus

The Rare And Beautiful Walking Asparagus Of Potawango Island

...if they see hollandaise sauce, they run More Stuff, with sprinkles 1: Because of the aforementioned May Mystery Shop Death March and the added money it will bring in, Grace and I may just be able to pay our bills up to current, eliminating the "you're behind on your bill by a month" phone calls. … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Walking Asparagus Of Potawango Island

The Humorously Pornographic, Yet Stylish, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Humongous Burp

...co-starring her pet millipede, Xander I have not been posting these last couple of days due to the ravages of some gastrointestinal pest. While there has been no vomiting, I have become extremely well versed on the layouts of both of our bathrooms. Drinking copious amounts of Pepto Bismol has helped, but I'm not completely … Continue reading The Humorously Pornographic, Yet Stylish, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Humongous Burp